1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
Still a dragon.
zefkitten asked: I don't think you're ready for tomorrow night's jelly. Kehyoncé. 😘
I’m not ready at all man you have no idea. It’s going to be off the chaaaaaain!
Boom bring the fire on! Can’t wait for a mad weekend, twerk queens 2k14 man. Booty shaking goodness. strokeof-serendipity sure knows how to jiggle her butt, alongside our very own queen B Kehyoncé kehnsaysfall I’m so excited my eyeballs are wobbling ugh
Very good weekend ahead of me yes. Tonight with the main hun zefkitten and then tomorrow night we shall party with a bunch of pretty lovelies!! GON’ GET OUR TWERK ON
I’m gonna shave my balls and everything.
i think feminism is really great and important but some people on this website use it as an excuse to be absolute dickwads to boys and it seems like they are striving for dominance, not equality.
i am a 16 year old girl
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.